lavanderblues

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Womanspeak....vs.... English!!!
- get to understand us girls better! =P

1. We need = I want

2. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

3. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

4. We need to talk = I need to complain

5. Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

6. I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important.

7. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.

8. You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

9. I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

10. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

11. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

12. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

13. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

14. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

15. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

16. Yes = No

17. No = No

18. Maybe = No

heehee =) got this off the Funny Farm website: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/index.html =)

lin~*
6:30 pm